1. And so it begins…
Crushed, and you never saw it coming.
2. You start freaking out whenever they walk by.
Everyone will notice and stare at you.
3. All your conversations will get super awkward.
5. You’ll post cute pics on Instagram and hope they are looking.
FYI they aren’t actually following you.
6. You’ll go up and down like some sort of lunatic.
7. You’ll pretend to be all whatever about it.
No one will believe you.
8. You’ll text them way too much.
And feel totally mortified, over and over.
9. You’ll change their name in your phone.
It won’t help.
11. You’ll finally hang out and it will be awesome!
Congrats! You’ve made it to the other side! Now try not to f—- it up.
- And President Obama actually made his daughters laugh at the annual White House turkey pardon. ›