1.
This is what happens when you brag...
2.
Cannibalism at it's finest.
4.
Her kids must be proud.
8.
Well, that's one way, I guess...
14.
Must have thought long and hard about that one.
15.
Coming off a bit desperate there, buddy.
17.
You're joking, right?
18.
At least someone cares about your safety.
19.
I guess some people just like attention.