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    14 Lawn Gnomes That Are Up To No Good

    Sometimes the little German dwarfs get bored standing guard all day and night.

    1. Paint me like one of your French girls.

    2. I know I dropped my phone somewhere in this grass...

    3. Step off the grass and I won't shoot!

    4. Don't worry. The wheelbarrel won't harm my little feline friend.

    5. Ahh. It's like a weight has been lifted!

    6. I can work your pole anytime, anywhere.

    7. Ain't nobody fresher than my clique.

    8. Chillin' like a villain.

    9. I feel like a kid again.

    10. I knew you wouldn't fit!

    11. Finally some color for my porcelain skin!

    12. C'mon bunny! Andale!

    13. I wonder why the bloody sun has to shine so damn bright today.

    14. Maybe if we stay still it won't crush us.