Waisting Away Your (Male) Muffin-Top

Alright, it's official, we're starting to worry. There is a seriously disturbing trend in men's products lately. Of course we all know about the murse and yesterday we found something on Gizmodo for men's 'moobs,' but now things are getting just a tad out of control. Coming to store near you is the "Anti Muffin Top Elastic" underwear for men. Described as " (the elastic)...will give men a sleek, sexy waist line while wearing the underwear. Also contrast stitching in vibrant red as been added to the waistband of the product in order to give it a more powerful look." Powerful? Why do they need a waistband to look "powerful"? Now, what's below it - that's a different story...