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    Sultan's Sex Statue is Actually Andy Pettite

    By now you’ve seen that the Sultan of Brunei’s brother is creating sex statues of he and his wife. However, the underlying truth was uncovered by rogue beat reporter Kelly Ripa on yesterday’s Live with Regis and Kelly…the Sultan is actually creating statues of New York Yankee pitcher, Andy Pettite, banging his wife.