5. They tell you they “forgot” to take out the trash when they just didn’t feel like it.
6. You feel like there’s an ulterior motive when they say you look nice.
7. They make you listen to the new songs they write and you have no idea how to react.
8. You try to have a normal conversation and everything is a “that’s what she said ” joke.
12. When you’re in a good mood, everything they say makes you smile…
13. They don’t want to eat anything you request for dinner but they don’t know what they want either.
14. Pretty much everything they do has annoyed you at some point.
15. Sometimes you’ll just have to watch something on TV that you hate…
In the end it’s OK, because you love each other!
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