1. When you won't accept that random 10˚ day and stubbornly continue to wear shorts.
It's colder than I anticipated. Shorts were not the right call. #CanadianSummer
2. When everything your kindergarten teachers taught you about "four seasons" was a lie.
The 4 Canadian seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction. #CanadianProblems
3. And Canada becomes Mother Nature's science experiment.
Tank and shorts yesterday, chunky knit turtleneck and jeans today.... Wtf Mother Nature! #canadianproblems
4. Because Canadian weather is tricksy.
I hate this weather cause I don't know what to wear. Is it hot? Is it cold? WHAT ARE YOU?! #CanadianProblems
5. And you can never be sure of anything in life.
What country has a frost warning in effect for tonight and than high of 22 tomorrow? Oh right Canada! #HamOnt #CanadianProblems
6. So you have no room for summer jackets in your hall closet because you still won't put away your winter coat.
Rookie mistake. I don't pack my winter coat until at least August. https://t.co/aULzCSsHBo
7. And you want a new summer wardrobe but you're hanging on to your cable-knit sweaters.
It's May 25 and I'm not sure if I can switch out of winter clothes yet. #CanadianProblems
8. You've been waiting all year to jump back into the garden but Mother Nature has other, more diabolical, plans.
There is a tarp over my veggie garden. It's almost June. #CanadianProblems
9. And just when you thought you were safe, raining snow falls upon you.
Summer has been canceled this year.❄️ #canadianproblems
10. It's really NEVER safe to take your winter tires off.
I think it might be ok to put away. Still have to have the snow tires changed over.#CanadianProblems
Because *you never know*.
11. When you want to be so happy that it's warm out but are thwarted by heat's evil twin, humidity.
When the humidity turns your hair into a disrespectful teenager that never listens to anything you want it to do #canadiansummerproblems
12. When it's finally a nice weekend but you're the only one left in the city.
Is everyone at a cottage this weekend or.....
13. When summer is so short that you feel guilty for wanting to spend any time inside but you just want to Netflix.
I want to be lazy and watch shows.. but it's sunny and warm outside.
14. When you feel the urge to engage in the Canadian summer ritual of "The Inaugural Ice Capp" and then you actually cannot stop.
*drinks all the Ice Capps 😅☀️
15. When you have to watch out for local wildlife.
Hey... Whatcha doin'? Can I come in?.... Cause dinner smells delish" #CanadianProblems
16. Like, wildlife everywhere.
Cause of being late to work today? Had to wait for geese to cross the road 😂 @Anna_Metz_ #CanadianProblems
17. And you were finally going to sleep in and a goose was all like NOPE.
So this happened this morning, I heard this guy just having a fit lol woke me up #CanadianProblems 🍁
18. When you're heading out on your summer vacay but seriously need a Double Double for the flight. And so does everyone else.
When Tim Hortons takes longer than airport security... #CanadianProblems
19. It was -30˚ in the winter, and you know you shouldn't complain about +30˚ in the summer but even your iPhone can't cope.
A month ago my iPhone would have froze if I left it outside, but today... #CanadianProblems
20. You have two choices: stink all summer or buy stocks in After Bite.
Canadian perfume/cologne: bug spray #CanadianProblems
21. And finally, the most trying trial of all: Watching our beloved homes melt away.
We're all homeless in the summer because our igloos melt #CanadianProblems
WHY US?😭😭😭