21 Tweets About Canada That Are Funny Because They're True

    When you see that it's -9 degrees today and think "Oh, good. That's warm."

    1. Recess:

    This is how we toughen kids up in Canada. Over -19C? Get outside, punk.

    2. Windchill:

    It's - 13 out there but feels like -5829 with the windchill. #CanadianProblems

    3. Warm:

    When you see that it's -9 degrees today and think "oh good. That's warm" #CanadianProblems ❄️🇨🇦

    4. Socks:

    That feeling when your toes are so numb you can't tell if your socks are on your feet or in your boots. #wintersback #Canadianproblems

    5. Tims:

    When the line up at the airport Tim Hortons is longer than the line up at customs #canadianproblems

    6. The struggle:

    It's real. 🍩🍩🍩 #timhortons #Vancouver #vanstagram #vancity #canada #canadianstruggles🇨🇦 #s… https://t.co/c8Ipx8wGD7

    7. Online shopping:

    Finding a sweet deal online and then realizing you’re on the American version of the website. #CanadianProblems

    8. Moustache:

    #CanadianWinter : When you can't open your mouth because your moustache is frozen to your beard.

    9. Cars:

    Winter is when you confuse cars for snowbanks #dontgooutside #CanadianWinter

    10. Parking:

    Not being able to tell if you've parked on the curb or a snowbank. #CanadianProblems

    11. Sorry:

    Just apologized to someone who called me with a wrong number #sorry #CanadianProblems

    12. Sorry:

    Bumping into an empty chair at a busy coffee shop. Apologizing. #CanadianProblems

    13. Beavers:

    Beavers are the worst neighbours, they're always building shit without a permit.. #canadianproblems

    14. Curling:

    Edmonton buses carry brooms. Because you never know when a curling game might break out. #CanadianProblems

    15. Insomnia:

    Woke up in the pitch dark and thought "crap,insomnia again"...looked at my watch, it was 8 am. #solstice #canadianproblems

    16. Alberta:

    Driving in snow on the backroads with high beams on be like… #yeg #YEGtraffic #alberta #canadianwinter

    17. Good friend:

    Going out of town for the weekend and having a friend on standby to shovel your walk so you don't get neighbor complaints. #CanadianProblems

    18. Fashion:

    Searching winter outfits on Pinterest and I'm just here like I don't think these bitches know what winter is... #Canadianstruggles

    19. Milk bags:

    so u put the bag of milk in the jug and then use it...but why cant u just put the milk in the jug without the bag???¿??¿

    20. Iced Capps:

    I drank my Ice Capp too fast & now my stomach hurts & I'm shivering.. Why must @TimHortons taste so good?! Canadian problems.

    21. And, finally, the ultimate totally legit Canadian problem:

    Rode a couple kilometres on my polar bear this morning, then I realized I forgot my hockey stick back in my igloo. #CanadianStruggles