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    "Nowhere in the Bible Does Jesus Have a Sword Fight."

    David Thorne has a rather humorous email exchange with the "volunteer counselor" at his son's school about a permission slip for his son to attend a presentation at which the "true meaning of Easter will be explained in an entertaining and fun filled play performed by members of the Grange Uniting Church youth drama group." A fun filled play about crucifixion, didn't Monty Python do that In "Life of Brian"? ;-) Click on the link for the fun filled email exchange.