• Dufmanno: Right out of the gate, my five-year old who is standing behind me and commented, “That’s creepy.” Gnomes are like a combo of Lilliputian clowns and puppets that talk.

  • Chag: Borat Gnome?

  • Archphoenix: Ok, I’ve actually done stage productions of Romeo And Juliet. Twice. I don’t remember the part where Juliet is a friggin’ ninja. And I’m pretty sure I would remember that.

  • Chag: It’s been over ten years now. Can we please stop spoofing The Matrix?

  • The Weirdgirl: Uh… what pose did they just land in?

  • Chag: The Wheelbarrow. Kama Sutra, page 38.

  • Archphoenix: You know what Shakespeare totally needs? Elton John tunes! Thank God that’s finally been corrected after all these years.

  • Dufmanno: Braveheart-inspired Rayman Raving Rabbids?

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