4 Funniest Unknown Twitter Users You'll Love
Four hilarious twitter accounts that use their tweets to bring more laughter into the world. Seriously, each has caused me to spit coffee on my laptop screen. Enjoy at your own risk. But do enjoy!
The Four Funniest Twitter Users You'll Love, Starting with Dr. Dog. He's a Doctor, Honey! A Doctor!
A recent study published concluded that men who laugh more then 5 times a day get laid more twice as much as men who laugh 4 or less times day. I'm sure if the study was reversed, women would score off the charts. On a different topic, laughter has probably saved the world on more then one occasion, especially when you consider some of the great dictators haircuts.
The below are a proven path to laughs, which will lead to more sex and that'll help us on our way to world peace. So if you don't like those, by all means, click away, but if you do and don't read on, God have mercy on us all!!!
Doctor Dog
@DrDogMD
What would life be like if you were a dog and also a doctor? Take a look at life through a different perspective full of crazy incidents involving bones, butts, fleas and felines. Dr. Dog pulls no punches in his treatment of maladies like: pulling a muscle from doggy style to delivering little bitches. And his kind treatment of cats,is exceedingly funny. Clocking in at a tweet or two every day, Dr. Dog will soon become one of your favorite quick distractions
Avery Monsen
@averymonsen
The fun, fresh voice of Avery Monsen is sure to take make you laugh out loud. From awesome observational tweets like…
THINGS I LEARNED TODAY
1. Always wear pants when using hot glue
2. Grown men can cry
…to ridiculous antics, Avery's twitter feed is a guilty pleasure of good tidings. While not as prolific or consistent a tweeter as the rest on the list, his feed follows the quality over quantity principle and we're all the better for it.
Jeff Tweety
@usedwigs
Another unknown, gold mine of humor is Jeff Tweety who tweets from @usedwigs. An abundant fountain of humor, he generally posts 3 to 4 gems a day. From the simple, side splitting, tweet you can tell your kids like, "Most of your llama jokes are alpaca lies" to dead pan adult humor such as "Started watching "Cold Case" on Netflix, not one mention of frosty brews. Misleading title, total bullshit, do not recommend" you will be pulling the traditional spit and gag. Be careful when drinking.
Patrick Nicklaus
@pcnicklaus
I have no clue how I found this complete unknown, but god dammit I'm happy I did. From fact based based humor, such as, "Prince Charles sold a #quack remedy made from artichoke and dandelion. Proof that the royal line is a pretty straight one…" to funny similes, "you're as scary as a shark wearing water wings", his fresh voice has thoroughly enhanced my feed. He's a pretty new user with only 62 but EVERY single one of them has made me laugh at an inappropriate time, like a funeral or during my prostate exam, which says all I need to.
But seriously. Follow all these and laugh, for the good of the world, for the good of your sex life.... Which reminds me, do it now, before you get laid because your mate finds you attractive again. That's the power of laughter. The really, really good one!
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