3. Alcohol, while stimulating, doesn't make you more charming.
Contrary to what your drunk self likes to think.
6. Watch your eating.
Don't let ramen and spaghetti become the bane of your existence.
8. You can write a 20-page paper in one night, but you probably shouldn't.
Unless you want to join the I-did-it-the-night-before-so-I'm-more-effortlessly-brilliant-than-you club, whose membership is currently booming.
10. Always make time for friends.
You'll be glad you did.
11. Learning to dance is well worth it.
It'll make going out loads easier and much more fun.
13. Playing frisbee is not overrated.
Many a leisurely afternoon can be enhanced with a frisbee.
14. Professors are real people you can befriend, professionally of course.
It'll definitely come in handy when you need letters of recommendation.
15. Getting your friends to win at life is the best way to win too.
16. You can’t major in everything so pick your best bet.
17. Don’t jump hoops for social acceptance. Find and be yourself.
Easier said than done.
18. If you can't find it on campus, make it.
Unless it's crazy illegal.
19. Money might be scarce, but you don’t need that much to have fun.
The best things in life are free if you know how to find them.
20. Mix functionality and fun: find internships and study abroad.
Best thing ever.
22. Top marks aren't everything.
Now, now, I know this is hard to accept, but don't let me tamper with years of parental conditioning.
23. Start a hobby now or never.
Like botany or brewing beer under your bed. Whatever.
24. Always spare some time for what you love.
Plus, it's a great way to de-stress.
25. Miss class sparingly.
You'll pat yourself on the back during exam time.