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When you finally find the perfect six inch d'orsay heels, even though they'll cost you your first born:
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But then, OF COURSE, when they don't have your size anyway:
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Whenever someone sarcastically asks, "how do you even walk in those?!"
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When you wear your highest high heels because you unapologetically love having a few more inches of leg:
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When you wear brand new peep-toe platforms for the first time...then scuff them the second you walk out the door:
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When you reach the point where you think, "Honestly? The higher, the better":
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When you find a pair of heels that feel as good as they look:
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When you're out shopping for black mules and your boyfriend asks, "Don't you have some just like those?!"
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When someone suggests you wear a kitten heel instead:
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When you're determined to wear your bright pumps even if it's raining:
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When you risk wearing no-grip heels in winter:
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When people smugly try to tell you about how warped your feet will get from wearing high heels:
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When the temptation is too strong:
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When you get a favorite pair of slingbacks reheeled, but they come back feeling wrong... ALL WRONG:
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When people don't understand why it actually kinda hurts when you wear flats:
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When you're faced with throwing out an old pair of ankle strap platforms:
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And finally, when anyone judges you for loving high heels:
