I used to work at the origins counter at Macy’s. Being that all hell breaks loose on Black Friday, I expected some assholes. Now, my counter was right in the center of the store, basically attached to the escelator. Because there were a ridiculous amount of people trying to buy a toaster on special for $10, the home department associates started sending people upstairs. Without realizing we were having to wrangle them all and ring them up, rather than focusing on our own sales. I had finally finished a huge line of customers and moved on to assist origins customers, with deciding on a gift. They took a moment to think about it, when suddenly this lady with a $10 toaster comes up and asks me to help her. I told her very politely that I was assisting other customers who were purchasing an origins item, but I’d be happy to help her out as soon as I was done, or she could go to any other register. Besides that, there were already a line of people at our counters only register. The string of expletives that flew out of her mouth, I can never forget: “You are a RUDE, DISGUSTING, Little BITCH! You are a fucking disgusting bitch” I looked at her and said “Would you like to repeat that to my manager?” As I stormed off, she disappeared toaster and all.
DONT EXFOLIATE before waxing! Waxing basically does the exfoliating for you! Also don’t get waxed ON your period either. (Ew). Love, another esthetician
When she’s 90 years old, and her internal organs are failing, is she going to look back and say, ahh I’m so glad I spent seven years shrinking my waist to 16 inches!
If she’s not having problems now, she wl.
This list is so contradictory to itself, it makes my head spin. How about just do you and dgaf
How can she deny her child the life of experience of skipping class?!
Actually it’s not a reverse French, it’s a half moon mani.
In high school I was with one of my friends and my crush, hanging out in the water… A wave crashed on us… It took me a minute to realize that one of my boobs fell out of my bathing suit top. 😳
Yeah because everyone in the Bay Area works for google. Or apple. Dick. Also if you do work for one of those companies, rest assured the rent is NOT sucking a big hole out of your paycheck. Rent eats the paychecks of those who DONT work for tech.
Your phone doesn’t charge faster if it’s in airplane mode. Sorry, I’ve tried it and it really doesn’t work.
Also keeping your screen on AUTO brightness actually saves battery.
No kidding. I hope she is dead. Miss Rosa definitely deserved that blaze of glory.
Clearly the writer thinks the FB “poke” feature is a new one. -.-
Is that even Renee zellweger??
Thanks for the seizure, asshole!
I wonder if she realizes that she has to get Botox injections every 6-8 weeks for… EVER.
Actually, it’s because about 10 years ago, thinner eyebrows were “in”
All they did was grow out/fill in their brows. However some of them did look WAY over done.
Nolan began writing Inception over 16 years ago.
Half the stuff on here is British based that you couldn’t get in the states.
Snape was always on the good side. His allegiance was sworn to dumbledore.
The Croods is also on Netflix
This post is rather ridiculous. Just as bad as Americans stereotyping Brits.
Anyone who is a Mac user should have known these… Um forever…
I am making this right now and it only takes about 20 minutes without baking. :D The sauce only seems daunting at first.
I added gorgonzola cracker crumbs to top mine off and popped it in the oven.
The zit stickers in Girl Talk never stuck to your face. Winning.
Probably because she’s being stalked while grocery shopping inside whole foods. Or perhaps, its the over-priced organic artichoke?
How did you manage to mold into words, the experience we all had as nerdy 10/11 year olds?
Thanks for bringing back the fond memories of my Casper obsession!!!