seth green is 38 by the way…

hahahaha jimmy’s eyes are so little compared to that dude’s

who the fuck are half these people
and no i don’t mean sheila e

where the fuck is meg, if kida from atlantis is on here, meg should be. most awesome disney character ever.

also, that incident didn’t happen over a year ago. sooo…

god she is so pretentious. and i thought she was over the fake british thing? guess not. what a vapid waste of matter.

GET OVER IT.

born this way/express yourself consists of F#, E, B, F#.
the whole. way. through. do you have any idea just how many songs use that exact chord progression? literally thousands upon thousands.  i know a shit ton about intellectual property rights, as i am a songwriter and musician myself; that’s what qualifies me to say that it’s ridiculous for madonna to be upset about a song using the same chord progressions. if there were lyrics or samples taken from “express yourself,” it would be a completely different ballgame. but the fact that a song uses the same chord patterns as another is a moot point, or else the relatives of beethoven and mozart and chopin would be suing the asses off of everyone in sight. but good try anyway.

wow i’m sorry, madonna, i didn’t know you fucking owned chord progressions. LET IT GO. or are you going to go after every artist who has used the same chords as another? because that’ll take you fucking forever. oh hey remember when the red hot chili peppers totally ripped off “mary jane’s last dance” and tom petty didn’t give a fuck? because he’s a classy individual and doesn’t have time for such petty bullshit? yeah you have wayyyyyy less of a case with this and should just back to your grandson, i mean boyfriend.

fuck yes he’s gonna be awesome, he’s got the genes of two of the greatest comedians of all time.

“thank you pez dispensers, for being little creatures that vomit candy out of their necks.”

his real name is radioman

categorically these songs suck, but who doesn’t have badass awesome memories associated with each and every one? YEAH THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT.

this concept is actually funny when jimmy fallon does it. however this was executed poorly.

any kid that develops an eating disorder from a joke on a shitty disney channel show is probably too far gone in the brain area to be helped anyway.

best. episode. ever.

Seriously, you hate on him because he’s Christian? Religiously intolerant much?

She’s not even fat…she looks like a normal person, face and body-wise. OH NO! Normality!!!