If you had a nickel for every time you said “statist” on buzzfeed, you would probably have at least ninety cents.

The Drew Carey Show invented this years ago.

Is that the dude from Nightwish?

“Top reasons cited by women for their better sex life: improved hygiene” How many of the surveyed couples do you think had running water in UGANDA where the survey was done? Of course a circumcised penis is more hygienic in a country where you can’t wash your penis in the shower every day. Let’s see a survey from the U.S.

It’s not that Montana’s a boring state, we just really love beer.