Your Day Is An Emotional Roller Coaster Controlled By Food

4:35pm - Life is so hard, time has stopped completely, and you need a donut.

1. 8:00am: One great thing about the morning? Breakfast!!

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You’re afraid to admit it but sometimes you’re excited to go to sleep at night just so you can wake up and drink coffee again. Coffee, you give me purpose.

2. 9:00am: You’ve made it to work, you’ve settled in - new day, new possibilities.

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Emails and calendars and phone calls and like whatever. It ain’t even a thing!

3. 10:00am: You are killin’ it - check that check-list, honey. WERK.

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You go, Glen Coco! WERK that Excel spreadsheet. OWN that status call.

4. 10:30am: A few cubicles down someone breaks out a mid-morning snack.

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She plans ahead and packs a snack every. single. day. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

5. 10:45am: But like, you’re pretty sure she’s taunting you…

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Karen, with your granola bar and your almonds and your pre-planned meals. Why do you do this to me, Karen!? We’re supposed to be on the same team, Karen! Doesn’t that mean anything to you!?

6. 11:00am: Breakfast is a distant memory and you’re having feelings.

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One hour until you can leave at a socially-respectable time for lunch. No biggie. We’re fine. Totally fine. Why am I drooling?

7. 11:30am: Time just moves so slowly, it’s like why do you even deal with time at this point?

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What is time anyways and when did it become ok for time to be boss of everybody? WE SHOULD TOTALLY JUST KILL TIME.

8. 11:45am: Your body is weak.

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I don’t even care what, when, or how. FOOD. IN. ME. NOW.

9. 12:00pm: Sweet Jesus and all of his friends, you’ve made it.

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There is a God and he is meat and he is cheese and his friends are bread and life is good.

10. 12:30pm: Food coma.

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No…what? What are you even talking about, I was just resting my eyes.

11. 1:00pm: Your second wind is here!

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You’re ready to put post-it notes alllll up on your monitor screen. You have enough energy for all the reminders. Post-it note reminders ALL DAY.

12. 2:00pm: You even start to feel a little giddy ;)

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Oh hay Bryan! I luhhv your tie today. Those little whales on it. I love whales. SO fetch.

13. 3:00pm: The mid-afternoon SLUMP.

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Like a sponge that just drains all the fun from everything. Like a fun sponge.

14. 3:01pm: An email arrives - “Leftovers in the kitchen.”

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A beacon of hope! A sign that all is right and well with the world!!

15. 3:02pm: And you claim whatever’s left for yourself.

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This is no longer about food. This is about self-preservation. That cookie is your only hope of making it through. That cookie is yours.

16. 4:00pm: But it’s never enough. Snacks are never enough.

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All joy has fled from this world and time moves at a glacial pace.

17. 4:15pm: You become hangry.

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hanger (n.): a personal state characterized by a hunger that blinds the soul to reason, compassion, or any amount of human dignity.

18. 4:25: In a last ditch effort to pull yourself together you think “maybe this is a good thing.”

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I’m becoming stronger, right? I’m burning so many calories. I don’t need food. I’m in control.

19. 4:30: But who are you kidding…

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RAGE. YOU ARE FULL OF RAGE.

20. 4:35pm: RAGE AND CONFUSION AND WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING?

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21. 4:40pm: You take a second to consider your options…

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22. 4:41pm: SWEET CLEMENTINE YOU WOULD EAT ANYTHING AT THIS POINT.

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23. 4:42pm: ANY. THING.

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24. 4:45pm: You seriously question whether you need to be hospitalized or medicated.

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WebMD SAYS I HAVE A TAPEWORM!

25. 4:46pm: BECAUSE THE END IS NIGH AND NOTHING IS FAIR AND LOVE IS LOST.

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26. 4:47pm: BLEAK, BLEAK, BLEAK. YOU GIVE IN TO YOUR DESPAIR.

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27. 4:50pm: A co-worker shows concern…

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28. 4:55pm: But it’s too late for you.

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It’s just too late. And it’s just too hard. It’s all too hard.

29. 4:59pm: Because LYFE has put you on one side of the sliding door and the sweet sustenance you crave on the other.

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The people will remember you as the Tantalus of your generation.

30. Until dinnertime, that is!

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“How was your day, bro?”

“Fine. Normal. Average.”

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