Sometimes life can be hard for the over-privileged glorified tourist attractions that are the Royal Family. They spend all day sitting down in fancy chairs that they didn’t pay for with money that has their faces on it - they just need to let off a little steam every now and again, y’know?
Here are 5 examples of The Royal Family caught on camera being all WILD and INAPPROPRIATE:
3. PRINCE PHILIP IS RACIST AGAINST THE CHINESE!!!
Prince Philip: everybody’s favourite racist. Kind of like your grandad at a family wedding after one too many gins, the Queen’s other half spends most of his time following his wife around blithely offending anyone who gets in his path. Highlights include his admission that he would have liked to have visited the Soviet Union during the Cold War “although the bastards murdered half my family”, him telling a 13-year-old boy who dreamed of going into space that he could “do with losing a little bit of weight”, and him informing a British student during a visit to China that “if you stay here much longer, you will go home with slitty eyes”.
However, his offending of the Chinese didn’t end there, as during a visit from Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama back in 2009, Prince Philip laughed when the President of the United States mentioned that he had met with Chinese political figures, before asking: “can you tell the difference between them?”
4. PRINCE CHARLES BREAKDANCING!!!
I’m not sure how or why this happened, but this footage of Prince Charles busting a proverbial move or two on a dancefloor, interspersed with a clip of him on the decks telling his DJ companions to “dig that crazy rhythm”, is probably the best thing I’ve seen all day - and this is coming from a man who woke up this morning to the sight of his dog sleeping inside his pillowcase.
5. PRINCESS DIANA GLASSES PRINCE CHARLES!!!
The bottle isn’t made out of real glass (at least I assume it isn’t; if it is then Prince Charles has one inhumanly strong head - probably a result of all that inbreeding), but given their turbulent relationship, you can only assume that as Princess Diana smashed the prop bottle over the Prince of Wales’s head, inside she was thinking “TAKE THAT YOU MUG! FACKIN’ MILWALL!”
6. PRINCE HARRY CALLS A BLOKE A “PAKI”!!!
Prince Harry, who once attended a fancy dress party dressed as a Nazi, isn’t exactly a stranger to controversy, but he probably didn’t anticipate the shit-storm that ensued following the leaking of this little video of him referring to an army friend as a “Paki” and informing another friend that he looked like a “raghead”. BANTER.
7. PRINCES CHARLES DOESN’T LIKE A REPORTER!!!
Thanks to a detailed analysis of this SHOCKING event from the news correspondent in this report, we find out that - GASP - Prince Charles may have actually wanted members of the press to find out that he doesn’t like them. When Charles returned to Buckingham Palace that afternoon to explain how annoying the press are, Prince Philip empathised. “Not as annoying as them illegal immigrants coming over here and stealing our jobs though”, he added, “and don’t even get me started on the blacks!”