I am a lonely pile of dirt who needs a new home. I am a loyal pile of dirt and will not run away or crap in your neighbors yard. I am very easy to get along with and you can walk all over me. I just need a hole to live in. Or I am happy to just spread out over your yard. Whatever. Please come pick m

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LOU IS A MEAN CAT. SHE WILL PROBABLY BITE AND SCRATCH YOU. SHE WILL PEE ON YOUR CARPET. SHE WILL NOT GO OUT OF HOUSE. SHE IS SPAYED. SHE HAS TO GO TO NEW OWNERS. Location: BANNING it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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I am nearing towards my due date and I am miserable. My child is about 9 lbs now and I still have 2 weeks to go. I was hoping that tonight’s full moon will do the trick, but this child is as snug as a bug in my uterus. I’m looking for someone who possesses Jedi powers to use their mind tricks on my

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Manhood Camping Firequest. Lookin’ for a 100% for real bros to share/experience manhood in all its glory. This is for real, I don’t want to waste my time or yours. 100% JO and manhood, no sugar added. I AM NOT GAY. Don’t even think this is a sex thing, it’s all about manhood. Looking for bros to he

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I am an atheist seeking friends who are pious and who will be wisked away for the rapture that kirk cameron says is coming may 22nd 2011. I will take care of your pets while you are gone. I am a very kind and loving person who loves animals. Also i get to keep all your stuff because you won’t need t

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WE WILL BE OPEN DURING weekends!! CALLS 4 SAME DAY NO DEPOSIT REQUIRED !, NO CANCELLATION FEES DUE TO BAD WEATHER !, LAST MINUTE RESERVATIONS, OK ! SOUTH BAY AREA: http://www.CoolBouncer.com WALL-E / HANNA MONTANA / CARS / HELLO KITTY / SPONGE BOB / DORA THE EXPLORER / WIZARD OF OZ / D

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You were naked on the six train screaming racial slurs. I was holding a cell phone and filming every moment of your beautiful insanity. For a moment I was sure you locked eyes with me (albeit crazy eyes). You asked me to “get off this fucking train” with you at Hunts Point Avenue, before removing th

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Large Cat Statue made of porcelain and is white in color it is 8 feet tall and about 5 feet wide. The reason I am giving this away is because some neighborhood vandals have painted a rather large penis on the front of it. Email me if you are interested. Location: Portland it’s NOT ok to contact t

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We are looking to replace the government of Egypt. Please submit your resume for this exciting opportunity to serve under our great leader Mubarak!

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What, dear Reader makes my Entertainment Center so much more special than others? Aside from the faux wood grain and authentic faux granite looking “stuff” that coats the main section, I tell you that it is an amazing piece of furniture. It does not slice, dice or julienne, but it does have one amaz

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So my sister gave me this cello a couple years ago. It’s a nice cello. Actually, it’s a great cello. It’s probably the best cello, but I don’t really know much about cellos. Also the neck snapped off. Of the cello. So it’s really more like 3/4’s of a cello, but the other 1/4’s still there, it’s just

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STOP Waiting for your Grandma to die so you can have her car! Buy this one and have a real old-lady car of your own. Let’s go over some of the details about this fine auto, which STARTS, RUNS, and DRIVES. *1987 Cutlass Sierra * 30,248 Original MILES. I know you’ve heard it a million times, but

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This was months ago. April, maybe May. We only rode the bus together three times, only two times sitting together. The second I saw you, I smiled brightly, because you looked so nice. You were getting on the number 11 at the Lake Washington bus stop, at 9:35 on a Wednesday, heading downtown. You wer

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**NOT SEAWORTHY** Great for kids sandbox **NOT SEAWORTHY** Ideal for Flowerbed **NOT SEAWORTHY** Cool for decoration **NOT SEAWORTHY** Cracked outer hull, degraded beyond repair **NOT SEAWORTHY** Don’t put anyone, but your Ex-Wife, in this canoe. It will sink. We will help you load it.

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1986 Chevy conversion van stolen from my shed in Springfield on Sunday. DESCRIPTION: dark grey color, side and back rear windows covered in silver duck tape, and sprayed over with black spray paint. **I was planning on turning it into bus for my church, that’s why the windows look like that. people

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I currently have an empty Urn for free. Had containded my pet dog Dino, but my cat Felix got suspicious, and Dino, well you know, fell. The Urn is still nice enough for another loved pet, or a mother-in-law, or relative of similar likings. Email me for a pickup time and place. Thanks, Josh. Loca

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I have a functioning time machine (i know it sounds unbelievable, but I assure you it works) that I need a 2nd person to operate with me. I’m looking for someone who is adventurous and reliable. Preferable a male; or a female that can do heavy lifting. I am leaving on September 30th, 2010, in the mo

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