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I am nearing towards my due date and I am miserable. My child is about 9 lbs now and I still have 2 weeks to go. I was hoping that tonight’s full moon will do the trick, but this child is as snug as a bug in my uterus. I’m looking for someone who possesses Jedi powers to use their mind tricks on my
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Large Cat Statue made of porcelain and is white in color it is 8 feet tall and about 5 feet wide. The reason I am giving this away is because some neighborhood vandals have painted a rather large penis on the front of it. Email me if you are interested. Location: Portland it’s NOT ok to contact t
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What, dear Reader makes my Entertainment Center so much more special than others? Aside from the faux wood grain and authentic faux granite looking “stuff” that coats the main section, I tell you that it is an amazing piece of furniture. It does not slice, dice or julienne, but it does have one amaz
An interesting business opportunity for those of you in the Jacksonville area.
Looking for a woman with evil appetites. We will have nasty, evil, sweaty, probably illegal sexual encounters in order… Must be willing to do all styles of sexual positions, except Missionary. That is the Lord’s Way, and we will have none of that. Besi
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