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LOU IS A MEAN CAT. SHE WILL PROBABLY BITE AND SCRATCH YOU. SHE WILL PEE ON YOUR CARPET. SHE WILL NOT GO OUT OF HOUSE. SHE IS SPAYED. SHE HAS TO GO TO NEW OWNERS. Location: BANNING it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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I am nearing towards my due date and I am miserable. My child is about 9 lbs now and I still have 2 weeks to go. I was hoping that tonight’s full moon will do the trick, but this child is as snug as a bug in my uterus. I’m looking for someone who possesses Jedi powers to use their mind tricks on my

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Manhood Camping Firequest. Lookin’ for a 100% for real bros to share/experience manhood in all its glory. This is for real, I don’t want to waste my time or yours. 100% JO and manhood, no sugar added. I AM NOT GAY. Don’t even think this is a sex thing, it’s all about manhood. Looking for bros to he

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I am an atheist seeking friends who are pious and who will be wisked away for the rapture that kirk cameron says is coming may 22nd 2011. I will take care of your pets while you are gone. I am a very kind and loving person who loves animals. Also i get to keep all your stuff because you won’t need t

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WE WILL BE OPEN DURING weekends!! CALLS 4 SAME DAY NO DEPOSIT REQUIRED !, NO CANCELLATION FEES DUE TO BAD WEATHER !, LAST MINUTE RESERVATIONS, OK ! SOUTH BAY AREA: http://www.CoolBouncer.com WALL-E / HANNA MONTANA / CARS / HELLO KITTY / SPONGE BOB / DORA THE EXPLORER / WIZARD OF OZ / D

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You were naked on the six train screaming racial slurs. I was holding a cell phone and filming every moment of your beautiful insanity. For a moment I was sure you locked eyes with me (albeit crazy eyes). You asked me to “get off this fucking train” with you at Hunts Point Avenue, before removing th

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Large Cat Statue made of porcelain and is white in color it is 8 feet tall and about 5 feet wide. The reason I am giving this away is because some neighborhood vandals have painted a rather large penis on the front of it. Email me if you are interested. Location: Portland it’s NOT ok to contact t

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We are looking to replace the government of Egypt. Please submit your resume for this exciting opportunity to serve under our great leader Mubarak!

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What, dear Reader makes my Entertainment Center so much more special than others? Aside from the faux wood grain and authentic faux granite looking “stuff” that coats the main section, I tell you that it is an amazing piece of furniture. It does not slice, dice or julienne, but it does have one amaz

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