Using Google Autocompletes To Express Your True Feels This Christmas

Christmas, it may be a time for joy and celebration, but most of the time it's stressful and a lot of your true feelings get left unsaid. Allow Google autocompletes to say what you're afraid to.

Please, Gran, I Don't Want to do This

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For someone reason all the family get together at Christmas. Even though you hate most of them

I'll do it, I Swear

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If only we had this ability. Siblings, it would be wise to keep at bay.

Only Because it's Free

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That's right, hate all you want, as hating costs nothing. Now pass the peas, little brother, or you will be going straight into the cornfield.

I will Kick them Clean Off

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I'm warning you, come any closer and your new name will be "no nipples" Pete! I don't care if want the last Christmas cracker, I've had my eyes on it all day.

No Hard Feelings

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Come on, I said I didn't mean no disrespect, Dad. Good, send me to my room. *Internal monolog:* "I have the internet up there."

You Anger my so Much, Cat!

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Come on, we did say pterodactyl. We're not animals; we could have said a t-Rex. Who's idea was it to get this stupid cat for Christmas anyway? My life is ruined

God, It was Only an Idea

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Don't worry, aunt Mavis, we were only contemplating. No one even likes you btw, but for some reason you get invited every year.

Mom, What did I Tell You?

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Mom, what did I tell you? I will be down for dinner in a bit. But mom, I've nearly finished.. th-this game. Yeah, this game.

Why did I Invite the Best Friend Over?

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This is for the moment when you though it was a great idea to invite a friend over for Christmas and they make fun of you in front of your family.

It's True Though

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If all else fails, just bring out the insults. Uncle jokes are always hard to pass on too. Usually you just think them.

Dude, Your Dad had a Van, Right?

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Your dad did have a van though, didn't he? No, answer the question. You know why he had one don't you?

Anyone Want to be my Friend?

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This one is a little extreme (Google's fault).

Christmas is the perfect time to make new friends. It's probably best not to kill them though once you are friends.

We will now Leave you with This

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