Betty is an American treasure!

You, me, and the rest of civilization!

Uh, some of these are obviously FLIP-FLOPS!…can you say “fail”?

The sad thing is, if he were still alive, hardly anybody would’ve noticed or cared. R.I.P. Michael, you are sadly missed.

You go bible boy!

I don’t think Jesus would want anything to do with that shit-heap McDonalds company.

Andy Dick is a really weird person just might be the understatement of the year. He’s a walking talking freak show who needs to be taken out back and shot.

Michael Vick as history’s greatest monster huh?… how quickly you seem to forget O.J. Simpson, Hitler, Idi Amin, Pol Pot, Stalin, Hussein, Bin Laden, the list goes on. Everybody just needs to get the hell over Vick dammit!

Right out of a line from one of his own songs…”Like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone.”

Nah, I just made that one up.