Larry Flynt Tries Crashing Congress' Spending Orgy

I WAS DRIVING HOME FROM WORK WHEN I HEARD A RADIO REPORT ABOUT LARRY FLYNT and Joe Francis' request for federal bailout money. I laughed so loud and so hard I could have rear-end somebody. (Ha ha.) I work for a porn site. And just weeks ago, my company threw a lavish Christmas soiree at a high-end restaurant overlooking the Delaware River. They rented the entire restaurant where the waiters served canapes, the bar was open, and the bartenders refused tips!