BuzzFeed - Crabby Golightly http://buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Mon, 13 Feb 2012 00:25:08 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) Sara Leal Before & After The Us Interview http://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/sara-leal-before-after-the-us-interview-zb To the left, Sara Leal before the 'receptionist' welcomed Ashton Kutcher's Raw Dog. To the right, her faux chaste look.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/sara-leal-before-after-the-us-interview-zb Wed, 12 Oct 2011 15:41:47 -0400 To the left, Sara Leal before the 'receptionist' welcomed Ashton Kutcher's Raw Dog. To the right, her faux chaste look. crabbygolightly adult The Dude's House For Sale! http://www.buzzfeed.com/crabbygolightly/the-dudes-house-for-sale-zb

NEW SHIT HAS COME TO LIGHT: The bungalow used to shoot the cult hit The Big Lebowski has hit the market.

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Gawkerites were pissed: “This post is a new, bottom-of-a-very skanky-toilet low, even for Gawker,' commented poster SJBill. “You actually PAID for this cr@p

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Eminem scores again off his Kim addiction (by the way, Em, there's a drug for that) with the release of a fiery visual diary on domestic abuse.

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THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED HOME PORN FLICK STARRING DANIELLE STAUB HAS HIT THE INTERNET. Video On Demand released the video today on its website five days before its promised release by Hustler.Titled, “Danielle Staub's Sex Tape Raw,” the video can be streamed for $9.95 or $19.95 for lifetime privileges at VodAfterDark.com . Running time of the “unedited, amateur tape” is one hour and 15 minutes.The tease to the video reads: “Uncensored and in your face, Danielle isn't your typical horny housewife from New Jersey. She is MILF-tastic in this raw and unedited celebrity sex tape.”

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Just a few steps from Wrigley Field is a store selling old newspapers, baseball cards and mags. Also, for $5 a piece, snaps dating back to the 70s celebs taken by a guy known as a “friendly paparazzo.”

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In it she’s taut and toned but her implants are a little wonky and she's partaking of a little missionary, a little doggy-style, some pile-driving and close-up frontal cowgirl showing off her pierced twat. She’s quite talented.

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30 years after the lowly sticky debuted, 3M is holding a Post-it art contest for students. But artists have been making art with these scraps of sticky paper for at least a decade. Check them out.

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WHAT'S WRONG WITH A GIRL WANTING TO FEEL ALL SPARKLY AND PRETTY? Or have things turned so upside down that fabulosity belongs only to the purview of boy skaters and vampires?

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Who reads Perez Hilton? High schoolers who use Proactive. TMZ? Trolls. Buzzfeed? Frat boys who went to state colleges.

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HER DOCTOR'S PRESCRIPTION: Have Fun. So Nathalie Blanchard of Quebec took in a little Chippendales action, attended a birthday party, took a “sun” holiday. Then she did something stupid: she posted her pics in the throes of amusement on Facebook. Big mistake.

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TONGUES WERE HANGING OUT ALL OVER THE WEB AS PLAYGIRL TEASED A PEEK AT LEVI JOHNSTON IN THE RAW. “I'd certainly let him take me behind the middle school and get me pregnant,'' gushed one fan.

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SCIENTISTS ARE REPORTING NEWS FROM THE LABORATORY THAT GIVES NEW HOPE TO MEN AND BUNNIES SUFFERING FROM ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. Researchers in North Carolina are reporting that they constructed a fully functioning rabbit penis that enabled bunnies to screw and procreate like, well, rabbits.

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A sampling of the goriest, hoariest Halloween dishes found online. This severed meatloaf hand is most definitely “not Martha.”

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RING YOUR BANDAIDS AND YOUR WIPEES TO THE World Series opener Wednesday night 'cause New York and Philly fans are ready to rumble. New York started it when the city's fishwrapper lobbed the first verbal bombs in an article headlined, “Frillies are coming to town!”

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Underneath all that fur he's just a guy from New Jersey.

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