33 Signs You Are Jess Day From “New Girl”

Some of us just like cupcakes and being weird.

1. Female grooming just straight up confuses you. If I can FLAT iron my hair why can’t I just iron my hair?!

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2. This is you during your favorite show or movie. Or, let us be real, every time you watch that Sarah McLachlan commercial.

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3. You’re still not really sure what makes a threesome so appealing and fun…

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4. You know what alcohol does to you and you accept it.

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5. You tend to be inappropriate during important moments.

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6. Sometimes your concept of feminism might get a little complicated.

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7. You tend to be straightforward, to your own detriment.

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8. Even the vaguest hint at food gets you all hot and bothered.

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9. You know being feminine doesn’t make you weak.

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10. You feel like you shouldn’t be allowed in public sometimes.

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11. You have zero problems with amusing yourself.

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12. Your face gives away, like, literally everything.

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13. You think analysis would be a good idea because you’ve been watching too much Woody Allen. Or because you’re a mess…

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14. You get a little too existential when drunk.

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15. Sometimes you just need a good one woman pep talk.

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16. When pushed, you can be quite philosophical.

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17. You have absolutely no idea what to do in the presence of someone you find attractive.

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18. You’re a loner Dottie, a rebel.

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19. Sometimes you just feel too goddamn much.

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20. You probably shouldn’t be brought to important, fancy functions.

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21. You call people on their shit.

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22. You’re not afraid to utilize some 90’s girl power to your advantage.

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23. You are constitutionally incapable of turning ‘you’ off.

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24. I mean, do I even need to preface this?

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25. You’ve become skilled at rationalizing questionable life choices.

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26. Sometimes you overreact a little…

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27. You call your best friend mid-hangover.

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28. You’ve recently had a Friday that could only be described in this fashion.

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29. You step up to the plate when needed, even if it’s embarrassing.

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30. You’re not afraid to get political. WATCH OUT HILLARY.

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31. You might not have the best taste in men…

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32. You’re the friend that drops heart warming truth bombs.

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33. Except you’ve never been kissed like this and that’s depressingly unfair.

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