1. Showers that always manage to achieve the perfect water pressure.
2. FREE HOT B-R-E-A-K-F-A-S-T.
3. Your neighbors change all the time.
4. Staff that can tell you where all the best local food is:
5. Those giant, fluffy beds...
6. ...that you never have to make for yourself.
7. It's actually possible to get some privacy.
8. Endless tiny bathroom supplies!!!
9. Super-fast, always-reliable, and free high-speed Internet.
10. Because the gym is so much better when you're not paying for a membership.
11. But who needs the gym with all those elevators?
12. And no more calling a locksmith when you lock yourself out!
