12 Fashion Criminals That Must Be Stopped

Please, please stop. For the sake of fashion!

1. MC Sagger

Ding ding! We have a winner for the “SAG” awards. Good thing he already has a trophy (wife) covered in gold. Seriously, what are those pants made out of? #fabricfail

2. Cin-toe-rella

Here’s a great shoe choice if you’re into looking like a frog. Or you love toes.

3. Ugg-ly Betty

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Who ever decided that this a good combo? Talk about sweaty city.

4. The Spandex King

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I’m sorry, bro, but spandex is not a good look for you. Bring back the cotton!

5. Hipster-ella

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Polyester ruffles are never cute. Even ironically.

6. Lady Drapery

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Nothing screams FASHIONABLE like a big sheet draped over your body.

7. Madam Leather

 

There is a time and place for leather. (But not right now.)

8. Mister Flower Power

It’s like grandma’s couch mated with a power suit. But not endearing. Not at all.

9. Marty McShortshorts

But the worst crime here is that he’s not wearing a helmet. C’mon.

10. Benjamin Button

The sunglasses through the button hole is the icing on the cake.

11. Business On the Top, Party On the Bottom???

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Brown Shoes + Black Business Socks + Gym Shorts = Grandpa’s best outfit.

12. The Tightey Whitey

We’ll just leave this here.

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