1. MC Sagger
Ding ding! We have a winner for the “SAG” awards. Good thing he already has a trophy (wife) covered in gold. Seriously, what are those pants made out of? #fabricfail
Here’s a great shoe choice if you’re into looking like a frog. Or you love toes.
4. The Spandex King
I’m sorry, bro, but spandex is not a good look for you. Bring back the cotton!
Polyester ruffles are never cute. Even ironically.
6. Lady Drapery
Nothing screams FASHIONABLE like a big sheet draped over your body.
8. Mister Flower Power
It’s like grandma’s couch mated with a power suit. But not endearing. Not at all.
9. Marty McShortshorts
But the worst crime here is that he’s not wearing a helmet. C’mon.
10. Benjamin Button
The sunglasses through the button hole is the icing on the cake.
11. Business On the Top, Party On the Bottom???
Brown Shoes + Black Business Socks + Gym Shorts = Grandpa’s best outfit.