13 Things That Are Just Never Big Enough

Need. More. Pls. Bigger is always better — and Cottonelle knows it!

1. Legroom

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Pray that your five hours of travel pass quickly.

2. Meals at fancy restaurants

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“I’d like to order a single tortilla chip with a dollop of sauce, please!” said no one ever.

3. Wine glasses

If only drinking out of the bottle were more socially acceptable.

4. Overhead compartment space

Nothing fits, and people give you accusatory looks when you rearrange their stuff.

5. Umbrellas

WATER EVERYWHERE.

6. The balance in your bank account

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Better just to avoid ever looking at it.

7. Litters of puppies and/or kittens

NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH CUTE.

8. Free samples

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Who wants to pay for things?

9. Digital storage space

Hey bb, can’t see ur texts b/c MY PHONE IS FULL. ;’(

10. Apartments

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ESPECIALLY in cities.

11. This smile:

NEED MORE OF THIS SMILE.

12. Beds

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Maybe a bigger bed would fit if your apartment were bigger. SO MANY WOES.

13. Toilet paper

How does it always run out so quickly?!

Know what’ll last longer? Cottonelle’s TP rolls are 25% bigger than the leading brand!

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