Pray that your five hours of travel pass quickly.
2. Meals at fancy restaurants
“I’d like to order a single tortilla chip with a dollop of sauce, please!” said no one ever.
3. Wine glasses
If only drinking out of the bottle were more socially acceptable.
4. Overhead compartment space
Nothing fits, and people give you accusatory looks when you rearrange their stuff.
6. The balance in your bank account
Better just to avoid ever looking at it.
7. Litters of puppies and/or kittens
NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH CUTE.
8. Free samples
Who wants to pay for things?
9. Digital storage space
Hey bb, can’t see ur texts b/c MY PHONE IS FULL. ;’(
ESPECIALLY in cities.
11. This smile:
NEED MORE OF THIS SMILE.
Maybe a bigger bed would fit if your apartment were bigger. SO MANY WOES.
13. Toilet paper
How does it always run out so quickly?!
Know what’ll last longer? Cottonelle’s TP rolls are 25% bigger than the leading brand!