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10 Things You Never Want To Hear In The Ladies Room

Some things are better left unsaid. But there are some things you SHOULD talk about in the bathroom, like your bum! What's your bum routine? Talk it out with Cottonelle.

1. "Those shoes are nice, where did you get them?"

2. "They put it on under!"

3. "Hello, I'm Portia the talking toilet."

4. "Uh... where are the stall dividers?"

5. "Kill me before I become one of them!"

6. "I seem to be stuck."

7. "I've made a huge mistake."

8. "I'm being attacked by toilet paper!"

9. "It's just a hole in the ground?!"

10. "I haven't got a square to spare."

But there are some things you SHOULD talk about in the bathroom, like your bum!

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