She sounds exactly like Will Ferrell. WHAT IS GOING ON.
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Oh shitRebecca Black knows another day of the week, y’all. Of course, the sequel (???) to Friday debuted today. I see what you did there, Rebecca. I got you.
“I felt so bad for the women in the previous article, having anal sex when it obviously wasn’t something they liked. We’re in charge of our sexuality, and we ought to own it. I love anal (and HATE receiving oral), so I’m really weird, but so what? I…
We only do it a few times a year, because I have two kids under eighteen, one of whom has special needs, and it’s hard to get them out of the house. Especially when you’re a parent, anal requires good luck, good health (no tummy troubles) and good timing. If you dont like a finger in your ass, you wont like anal sex. If a small plug doesn’t feel good, just don’t even try. Seriously. And thats okay! If it doesn’t feel good, don’t do it. MAYBE try a second time if you really want to, but if it isn’t for you, it isn’t for you. That should be the first rule of all sex: do what feels good. If it doesn’t feel good, don’t do that! Not for anyone for any reason. Ive only ever done it with my husband, and we’d been married a few years before we tried. I would say that I would NOT want to try it with someone I didn’t completely trust. If you tell them to stop, and they dont, you can tear something. Its also very important to remember that he should only go in as deep as it still feels good. If he has a small penis, deep penetration might be fine, but if he has one on the bigger side, he might only get halfway in before it starts to hurt, and thats fine. Once it’s in, gentle strokes all the way in and out feel great, then pretty much any position works. Use so much lube. As much as you think you need and then more. I only like water-based brands. Vaseline is a petroleum product, and I do not want THAT in my ass. I also spread a towel, because lube stains. And use condoms. [My husband and I] have been married a lot of years, and there is no chance for disease. And still, condoms. Because really, does he want to get a little piece of shit into his urethra? Hello infection. Oh, here’s the biggest, most useful advice: GO SLOW. It’s best if the woman can directly do the pushing. So woman on top, lowering down works nicely. At least until you get things going. Another thing that works nicely is lying on the side of the bed, ass propped up on a pillow. Then she can lift her legs over his shoulders. Make it really sexy by having him go excruciatingly slow. Like centimeter by centimeter. And it really helps if she pushes out against it. The more into it you are before you try it, the more likely you are to orgasm during just like vaginal sex. So make sure youre really turned on beforehand, and that youre not just doing it for your boyfriend. Thats the number one reason this conception of women hating anal sex exists: Theyre doing it for the wrong reasons.” Follow Anna on Twitter. Via Getty
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