coryannb

Auburn, Alabama United States / Female

I am currently plotting to take over the world from my basement. The problem is that I do not have a basement! Dang it BATMAN :( I like to think of myself as a zappy person. Not because I am a zappy person but because I think the word zappy is a great word…. I tell good stories, mostly from my bizarre work history and checkered past. I have a very dark, dry sense of humor and I appreciate the same in others. I grew up around a lot of books and are still a avid reader. I like …