25 Reasons Your New Year’s Resolution Is Going To Fail

“I really wanna lose 3 pounds”

1. Fried Chicken Waffles

A down south recipe for that down south rump!

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2. Bacon-Wrapped Roast Pork Tenderloin

Basically I want my whole life wrapped in bacon, please and thanks.

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3. Bacon Ice Cream Sundae

Like I said… All. Bacon. Everything.

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4. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Brownies

Try not to eat all the cookie dough first!

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5. Meatball Poutine

It’s fine… I won’t tell if you don’t.

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6. Steak Quesedillas

Yes, you (Mexi)can lose weight!

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7. Chocolate Chip Bottom Cheesecake

Sorry to do this to you but…

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8. Deep Fried Mozzarella Sticks

Oh, your new year’s resolution wasn’t to buy a deep fryer? Well, it is now!

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9. Barbecued Chicken Pizza

It’s healthy if you use the thin crust, amirite?

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10. Molton Heart Chocolate Cake

Sigh. The only Valentine I’ll ever need.

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11. Cream Cheese and Chive Scrambled Eggs

Heavy on the cheese, please!

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12. Melted Chocolate and Brie Tarts

Oh, hello there! Let’s be friends, shall we?

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13. Strawberry Jam-Filled French Toast

Why be ordinary, when you can be extraordinary?

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14. Nacho Grand Poutine

These are na’cho average nachos!

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15. Chocolate Peanut Butter Cookies

A pairing as old and destined as Romeo and Juliet, it’s like biting into true love itself.

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16. Savory Pudding with Sausage & Tomatoes

Travel across the pond with this savory twist on a full-flavored pudding classic.

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17. Lobster Mac & Cheese

Your college favorite just got an adult-friendly makeover.

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18. Pumpkin Creme Brulee Tarts

Is it too soon to start thinking about Thanksgiving? Not with dessert like this, it isn’t!

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19. Cheesy Bacon Potato Skins

A little extra skin never hurt nobody!

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20. Pretzel-Topped Chocolate Glazed Doughnuts

Krispy Kreme’s got some kompetition!

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21. Chinese Beef and Broccoli with Noodles

It still counts as my resolution if it isn’t take-out, right?

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22. The Big Shot Cheesesteak

No need for a trip to Philly, we’ve got your homemade cheesesteak right here!

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23. Miniature Chocolate Truffle Cakes

I don’t have to feel guilty if the word ‘mini’ is in the name, right?

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24. Impossibly Easy Mini Cheeseburger Pies

Mini pies means a little less meat between those buns!

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25. Ultimate Chocolate Chip Cookies

And THAT’S the way the cookie crumbles.

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26. Happy New Year everybody!

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