10 Reasons Snoop Dogg Is A Better Friend Than You

Nuthin’ but a G thang, baby.

1. 1. His hair braiding skills are ON POINT…

Pigtails, french, corn rows… you name it, Snoop does it.

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2. 2. He makes a MEAN chocolate souffle

And can help you eat your feelings!

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He might even rap while he does it!

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4. 3. He has a solid social network

Will the real Sean Parker please stand up?

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5. 4. He’s always down to play dress-up

Count Countula… or something like that.

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California girls ARE unforgettable!

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What a smokin’ santa….

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8. 5. He’ll bring his own mic to karaoke

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9. 6. You’ll never forget his kids’ names

Because they’re all the same…?

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10. 7. He’s REALLY good at trivia

“I stay ready, so I ain’t gotta get ready”

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11. 8. If he lends you a sweater, it might look like this…

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12. 9. He won’t just watch your favorite TV shows with you, he’ll guest star on them.

Like when he sings along to ‘Gin and Juice’ with Dixon on 90210…

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Or when he patents the term ‘MILF Weed’ in honor of Nancy on Weeds…

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Even more so, when he hits on a lesbian on ‘The L Word’

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But most of all, when he turns into a cartoon for the sake of his art…

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16. 10. And finally, although his dance moves are unquestionably better than yours…

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17. He’ll always show you how it’s done

And it WILL be hot when you drop it!

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18. So, my dearest Snoop Dogg/Lion/Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr….

Will you be my best friend?

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