10 Embarrassing Moments From Toronto Mayor Rob Ford (Possibly Explained By Crack Cocaine)

In late breaking news, a video of Mayor Rob Ford smoking crack is being shopped around by a group of Somalis, and suddenly everything makes sense.

That time he walked into a news camera...

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And you thought he was just clumsy.

That time he was tackled by the invisible man...

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Okay this was probably just because he's fat.

That time he ordered a 'Double Down' at KFC...

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It's cool, Rob. We get hungry when we're fucked up, too!

Even though he was supposed to be doing this...

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"I really wanna lose 3 pounds."

So he gracefully stepped down from the scale...

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But unfortunately not from the mayor's seat.

That time he was caught reading while driving...

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And answered the allegations with...

"Yeah. Probably. I'm busy."

...Busy with the pipe, Rob?

That time he got really angry at a reporter...

(For calling him a fat fuck) But kept a smile on his face the whole time.

That time he fake vomited at a press conference regarding Toronto infrastructure changes...

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But it was probably just an uncontrollable facial tick?

That time he skipped the Pride Parade...

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But made it out for the Santa Claus Parade...

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"Hey kids, I call these my special candy canes!"

That time he just kept running...

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Even though nobody was chasing him.

That time he said all of these things...

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And didn't feel the need to filter himself.

That time he told a girl in Chicago that Detroit was next to Manitoba...

"Ooh! This bean is shiny. What was the question again?"

When really...

And finally, THAT TIME HE WAS ALLEGEDLY CAUGHT ON VIDEO SMOKING FROM A CRACK PIPE...

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and everything makes sense.

Have fun with this one, Toronto.

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At least his politics are on point...