Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.  Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.  Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special.  Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?  Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.