HealthCare.Gov's Twitter Feed Is Interesting…..very Interesting

@HealthCareGov is blowing up everyone's twitter feed with ads for the government's new health care policies they are sad, strange, funny and downright weird….and of course some of the best reactions to them

1. This….

Is she having a stroke or sneezing?

THANKS OBAMA

Overall uncomfortability

Yeah I just made up that word but hey it's on the internet now so it's real

Oh the clarity

They are about to get weird….so weird

2. Oh so you wanna talk about mothers

Even the Saint like Dorothy Mantooth can't agree with all that chest hair

Oh the fashionista agrees

ATTENTION: MANSCAPING IS NO LONGER COVERED BY OBAMACARE….

THIS IS BLATANT SOCIALISM

But i think your mom would be happier if you watched your mouth!!

And Elise says it best

if you're going to waste my tax dollars at least get someone hotter to through that wife beater on

3. HOW ARE YOU GONNA BRING MY MOM'S JEANS INTO THIS

THERE'S A LINE AND IT WAS JUST CROSSED GOOD SIRS AND MADAMS

4. Ok I can work with candy!!

Oh healthcare.gov just when I thought you could never seduce me you win me over with the most sure fire way into my heart CANDY.

But then Erin's passion swayed me

She made me realize it was a trap…..you sneaky sneaky dog HealthCare.gov

5. Oh testimonials!

Well she seems lovely!

But apparently mikey wanted something else….

YOU TELL EM MIKEY #MERICA

Oh J that is a touchy subject

Too soon? ehh oh well

6. Didn't we already do this?

I'll tell you one thing if someone gave me this for Valentines Day…. I'd get covered…..in their blood and guts after going nuclear on them for this…..that's not chocolate fool.

7. OH JOY CELEBS SUPPORT IT

Because with their millions they really need government run health care….Also how much did these endorsements cost the taxpayers?

8. Honestly they can be cute at times

That baby….he reminds me of a young Ryan Gosling

9. Getting covered

It'll turn you into an artist…..AND YOU CAN DRAW IN 3D 3 f!#$kin D

10. AND JUMP FOR JOY

Apparently it's not just tampon commercials that make women jump for joy anymore

11. And if you're lost they will help you

Now if only I knew how to read….

12. And fill you….

with knowledge! Cuz I aintz got no ed-u-ma-cation

13. But this baby

he understands…..he knows how to do it so it can't be that hard….also who knew that adorable meme baby had a preexisting condition…can we all have a moment of silence for our favorite lil homie and wish him the best

14. And here are some of the people of twitter

in response to a tweet about help in other languages…..nothing says MERICA like blind intolerance

Aren't we still waiting on Obama's birth certificate