Top 6 Facebook Pet Peeves

Thank you Mark Z. At least you made the block button happen.

6. Not taking care of yourself and then complaining about being "forever alone."

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If you don't take care of your personal appearance, it is going to be hard for you to find a date. As much as I would like to tell you that people only care about personality, it isn't true. So wax those eyebrows, spritz that perfume and throw on some makeup. Then you can complain.

5. CONSTANTLY posting pictures, statuses and comments for likes and compliments.

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Facebook needs a limit on how much you can post in a 24 hour period. It's usually someone who is showing off something "important." For guys: abs, cars and/or other purchases. For women: boobs, abs, and how great of a mother/wife/girlfriend/slut you are. STFU.

4. The passive-aggressive status. UGH.

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Oh sure, I've posted a passive-aggressive status before. WHEN I WAS 15. If you are an adult and still do this, I'm blocking your ass. An example; "Oh my gosh, I am so over this. I'm shutting off my phone for the rest of the night. Seriously can't handle the BS anymore!!" If you didn't feel dumb just writing this, you need help.

3. Complaining about something you DID TO YOURSELF.

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Bitchy wives and mothers, I'm looking at you. You chose to marry the person/have offspring/become pregnant. I don't want to hear every five seconds how much your life sucks because John didn't do the dishes, Billy poops his diaper every five minutes, and how being pregnant is the absolute worst. Are you joking? You did this to yourself. This also goes for girls who pull a Miley Cyrus and then complain about their haircut for weeks. PLEASE STAHP.

2. Being in a committed relationship and still feeling the need to post pics of your boobs.

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This has to stop. My boyfriend would KILL me if I posted as much cleavage as all these married women do on Facebook. I don't care if you look so cute in your new dress/top. If you aren't single and ready to mingle I don't need to see it. How is your boyfriend/husband okay with this?? It doesn't seem possible to me and I'm judging you for this. Good luck with your relationship.

1. Know-it-alls

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Oh sweet Lord I could complain about this aaallll day. How do these people even live with themselves? They can't possibly have that many real friends. If you have something to say about everything you see on Facebook, that's cool. But it is the fact that these people actually comment on everything like they have lived for centuries and obviously know everything ever. GAHHH!