Would You Try Roy’s Lemonade?

I would. But then, I’m a sucker for good advertising.

The tagline under “Roy’s Fresh Lemonade” reads:
“If our lemons were any fresher, you’d slap ‘em!”

Alternate copy for Roy’s Lemonade Hearse:
• Replenish lost body fluids (BOOM)
• YOLO (sorry)
• No Preservatives (heh?)