The tagline under “Roy’s Fresh Lemonade” reads:
“If our lemons were any fresher, you’d slap ‘em!”
Alternate copy for Roy’s Lemonade Hearse:
• Replenish lost body fluids (BOOM)
• YOLO (sorry)
• No Preservatives (heh?)
- At least two people are dead and 100 others injured after two trains collided in Bavaria, Germany, local police say.
- U.S. presidential candidates are making their final pitches before the New Hampshire Primary, the second voting contest of the nominating season 🇺🇸
- The Pentagon has confirmed that North Korea successfully launched a satellite into orbit on Sunday night.