When Custom Vans Were Cool

Let’s ride back to the ’70s, when, if you drove one of these babe magnets, you were considered a man among boys — not a likely rapist, pedophile, or killer. posted on

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Cobras and wolves together don’t make sense? YOU don’t make sense.

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Awesome. This was a 1970s Hot Wheels® design, turned into the real thing.

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A horsey was always a smart move to lure the ladies.

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“Makes ya thirsty just lookin’ at it, don’t it? I got beer inside.”

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Now that’s a mean machine.

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The force is very strong inside here.

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“Slow Ride…Take It Easy…”

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“Let’s go park, and listen to some tune-age.”

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“Wanna see my wand?”

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Cause like a princess she was layin’ there
Moonlight dancin’ off her hair
She woke up and took me by the hand
We made love in my Chevy van

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Sean Penn and Eric Stoltz try to avoid Mr. Hand.

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Accessories were key to closing the deal.

15.

His expression says it all, boys.

16.

A guitar helped, even better if you knew how to play it.

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Oh yeah…it’s Cat Scratch Fever time.

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