Smoke ‘em of ya got ‘em, boys!
Just 2,120(!) empty Chesterfield packs gets you a date with the amazingly-proportioned Polly Jo!
Limited time offer — hurry, before one of you gets lung cancer!
(Ad from the 1960s, I don’t have the exact year)
Last week: Sometimes, a cigar is not just a cigar.
- The CIA has officially—but very quietly—admitted that some allegations about its torture program were true.
- The U.S. government is suing Ferguson, Missouri, after the city tried to change a negotiated police reform settlement.
- New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has dropped out of the 2016 Republican presidential race after poor results in New Hampshire 🇺🇸