1. YEAH! DESPITE MY HORRIBLE HAIRCUT, I MADE IT!!!!!
3. I’ve made a terrible mistake.
4. “I don’t want to be too subtle. If you could badly add money imagery to the steps, that would be great.”
5. Let’s mix two of the most overused stupid hackneyed business metaphors in one photo!
6. (see above commentary)
7. LADIES IN THE LEAD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
8. You made it — here’s your globe.
9. Too literal?
10. BIG BUCKS THIS WAY
11. DaFUQ am I?
12. Cue the porno music for the 4th frame.
All images via Getty, the best goddamn terrible stock photo resource in the world.
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