The Worst Christmas Tree Ornament In American History

Dick Cheney has one.

Merry Mass Murder! It’s the Blackwater Christmas tree ornament from X-Mas 2007. At the time, the trinket, featuring the warm, cuddly Blackwater bear print logo, cost a mere $11.50 (plus S&H). Unfortunately, the private military company has changed names —twice — since then, and I can’t find any ornaments on Academi’s proshop website.