You can relax. It expired 24 years ago.
It comes from a time when the Sunday paper and its MASSIVE accompanying packet of Free Standing Insert coupon ads ruled the day.
Has any ad ever sold a product better than this one?
I want to slam my face into that pile of fucking so-called “whipped cream” and die in a sugar haze.
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