Most Confusing Collection Of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks Yet

What the F#©K are these people trying to say? posted on

1. Quoted by nobody EVER.

2. Commando it is, at ALL times.

3. The ONLY thing clear about this Staples sign is that they don’t care about their customers(‘) comfort.

4. Oh Coca-Cola, you are the undisputed king of soda. So embarrassing.

5. He’s not sorry, he ain’t closing at 4:15, and no thank you.

6. If there’s one word to never put in quotes, it’s “beer” — unless of course, we’re talking Budweiser.

7. Translation: “Momentarily” out of order. Perfect.

8. Retro! Yeah mom, you’ll get a night off the day after never.

9. Wait, is it “free” or complimentary? Jesus, so fucking confused.

10. So they’ve named themselves “Best Funeral Home” two years running.

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Most of the photos are via the “blog” of “unnecessary” quotation marks (unless noted).

And, you can buy the Book of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks — which features the best of the best — right here.

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