The Crazy Japanese Fanta Commercials

Nobody, but NOBODY, can cram more cRaZY into 15 seconds than the Japanese.

There are many of these spots on YouTube from the last four years or so, but these are the three craziest.
Here, Lobster Girl cuts an earring, bangs, and a nose hair. The end.

Kids drop trou, are wearing Fundoshi undergarments with writing on them. The end.

The teacher is invisible. A kid hits him with a rock. The end.