The Christmas Present That Will Leave Her Catatonic

She’ll definitely want to spoon after X-Mas eve sex.

“Honey…honey, stop kissing my eye, I think our Jesus tree-topper is askew.”
Ad for Community Spoons, circa 1949.
“For keeps” alright. She looks like a corpse.
Here’s five more of their spoon ads, all nearly exactly alike.

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