The “Big Dick” Toy Machine Gun

“American Boys, Attention—get at the breech of a Big Dick!”

This is my rifle, this is my gun…

“C’mon MOM!
Jimmy’s got a Big Dick!
Mark’s got a Big Dick!
It’s only three dollars!”
GET ME A BIG DICK!!!!!

(you all disgust me, get your minds out the gutter.)

Big Dick FREE! It’s just like spam email.

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