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The Best Of "Confession Kid"

Take a trip back to your amazingly stupid childhood. It’s the hot new meme.

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When I was this boy’s age, I was already masturbating to real Playboys (my Dad stored them in the closet right outside my bedroom).

2. PF Flyers — the biggest advertising lie in history.

4. One of the dumbest things I’ve ever read.

See them all here.

UPDATE: I deleted one of these confessions that upset a couple of people who said it was “racist.” It read: “…I thought black people pooped white.” This post is a collection from the top-ranked confessions of the meme, I didn’t write them, to clarify.

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