When I was this boy’s age, I was already masturbating to real Playboys (my Dad stored them in the closet right outside my bedroom).
2. PF Flyers — the biggest advertising lie in history.
4. One of the dumbest things I’ve ever read.
7. Me too.
11. Me too.
See them all here.
UPDATE: I deleted one of these confessions that upset a couple of people who said it was “racist.” It read: “…I thought black people pooped white.” This post is a collection from the top-ranked confessions of the meme, I didn’t write them, to clarify.
- The battle to replace Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, who died Saturday, is expected to elevate the role of the court in an unprecedented way.
- U.S. Republican presidential candidates had their nastiest debate yet in South Carolina last night 🇺🇸
- And "Deadpool" made $135 million this weekend, the best U.S. debut for an R-rated film. That's a lotta chimichangas 💵