The Creepiest Ice Cream Ads Ever Produced

A man, covered in ice cream, eats it off himself. You may, indeed, scream.

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=erh2ngRZxs0.

The spots are for Little Baby’s Ice Cream of Philadelphia.
I’ve transcribed the newest of the two commercial, above:

There’s good reason for my glistening skin.
And how I shine. And how my pores are so…clean, clear.
I eat Little Baby’s ice cream.
It keeps me young.
It keeps me…light on my feet.
I spring, from activity to activity.
I love my job. I love my life.
When you eat Little Baby’s ice cream
you’ll wink and nod and hug
and high five each other with great enthusiasm.
This is a special time.
Little Baby’s ice cream.
Ice cream…is a feeling.

That’s fucking poetry.

The second spot—which may or may not be creepier, is below.

The voiceover, the music, the actor…

I am speechless. I think, maybe..the ads might be brilliant?

Here’s their website.

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=j0_fVzTJO-8.