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The 13 Worst Things For Sale On Amazon

Including a $550 cat hamster wheel (pictured) and “Dude Wipes.” Via the excellent The Worst Things For Sale. posted on

1.

It’s a pencil shaped like a shell. It costs $57. You get crap all over your fingers. It costs $57.

2.

The Toy Go Round Exercise Wheel costs $550.
If you have a cat, you know that this is the most useless thing ever invented.
Remember: this video is the best demonstration they could come up with.

3.

Form the Description:
“Whether youre a social media novice or an online networking guru, thinking up things to post can be perplexing. With Tweets & Status Updates for All Occasions at the keyboard, your virtual musings are sure to be instantly, effortlessly wittyand endlessly re-tweetable. Chapters range from “”Interposal Posts”” to “”Cultural Comments”“…”

4.

The Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer.
This actually would cost you time, I believe.

5.

Turn any tree into a Detroit Lions fan.
They can use every fan they can get.
This does not compute in my brain.
$19.99.

6.

For wiping your penis, balls, taint, and ass crack, “pre- or post-gym.”
20 bucks for a box of 30, DUDE.

7.

The Relaxman.
There’s a heated waterbag inside that you sit on, and it plays music to you.
It costs…$49,999.95.

8.

Party Rats Finger Lights 5-Pack.
Yeah. IDEAL.

9.

The Wiper Mirror.
$130.

10.

The Beehive Cake Pan.
To make a cake that is shaped like a beehive.

11.

I bet he now cusses himself to sleep every night.

12.

Obsidian Healing Orb.
Price reduced to $1,595!
It repels negative spirits, and includes: “Chakras: All.”

13.

BREAK-IN TO ROB US OF OUR APPLE PRODUCTS.

Via my new favorite website: The Worst Things For Sale.
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