It’s a pencil shaped like a shell. It costs $57. You get crap all over your fingers. It costs $57.
The Toy Go Round Exercise Wheel costs $550.
If you have a cat, you know that this is the most useless thing ever invented.
Remember: this video is the best demonstration they could come up with.
Form the Description:
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The Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer.
This actually would cost you time, I believe.
Turn any tree into a Detroit Lions fan.
They can use every fan they can get.
This does not compute in my brain.
For wiping your penis, balls, taint, and ass crack, “pre- or post-gym.”
20 bucks for a box of 30, DUDE.
There’s a heated waterbag inside that you sit on, and it plays music to you.
Party Rats Finger Lights 5-Pack.
The Wiper Mirror.
The Beehive Cake Pan.
To make a cake that is shaped like a beehive.
I bet he now cusses himself to sleep every night.
Obsidian Healing Orb.
Price reduced to $1,595!
It repels negative spirits, and includes: “Chakras: All.”
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